@SaraHabibStubbs RT @Barry_Switzer: Two Oklahoma coaches at Del Frisco's enjoying Switzer Family Wine. 12-12-12 pic.twitter.com/TG5s9gGt
— Auburn Tweep (@AUTweep) January 13, 2013
Say what you will, but you know and I know that Barry Switzer’s a straight up baller.
The Crossett native and former Razorback had a desperately poor, hardcore upbringing– daddy was a bootlegger, momma shot herself – so it’s not hard to grasp where he got the fire that propelled him to four national championships (one as an Arkansas assistant and three as Oklahoma’s head coach) and a Super Bowl win with the Dallas Cowboys.
Over and over,the Switzernator has proven he could win, and win his way. So if the retiree decides to rest on his laurels, kick back and let his guard down in these golden years, are we to blame him?
Maybe he lets his hair down by heading to the family vineyard, dancing with Dionysius a little while thumbing merrily on his smartphone. Or maybe he’s laissez-faire enough to allow some nefarious twit to highjack his Twitter account.
Whatever Switzer does to let loose, Switzer definitely did Saturday night while San Franciso 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick ran roughshod over the Green Bay Packers:
Can't wait till some female tell's me option football will work in NFL.
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
@bubbasooner Thanks! Had a bottle of SFV tonight!
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
If it was just Switzer in a room with some good ole boys, comments like that barely cause a ripple.
On Twitter, they turn into a Category 3 Hurricane:
OK, who let Barry Switzer on the internet? RT @Barry_Switzer: Can't wait till some female tell's me option football will work in NFL.
— Dan Roehrig (@DanRareEgg) January 13, 2013
There's no apostrophe in sexism, Barry. RT @Barry_Switzer: Can't wait till some female tell's me option football will work in NFL.
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) January 13, 2013
3) The English language RT @sbnation: Things Barry Switzer hates: 1) the option, 2) women. http://t.co/srE0yjtT
— Johnny Applecup (@UWADC) January 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/LeeVogler/status/290351036261101568@sarahhart27 Sarah I been confused too! I've coached option all my life and was told it wouldn't work in the NFL. It's working for some!
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
@barry_switzer i know that u were my favorite head coach and my fishing buddy! Truth
— DeionSanders (@DeionSanders) January 13, 2013
We are live on NFL Network speaking the absolute Truth!
— Deion Sanders (@DeionSanders) January 13, 2013
@DeionSanders What the hell you know about football??
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
Barry Switzer drinks a bottle of wine and then gets on Twitter. We all do that, but he's way better at it.
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) January 13, 2013
It wasn’t a total Hindenburg of a night for the ol’ coach. He did get some love:
will you be my grandpa? RT “@Barry_Switzer: Can't wait till some female tell's me option football will work in NFL.”
— Chief (@BarstoolChief) January 13, 2013
@Barry_Switzer love you Coach 😉 wish you were still in Dallas
— ✭Prissy Ms. Dallas✭ (@PrissyMsDallas) January 13, 2013
@barry_switzer I’m a horns fan but you sir are a man the modern man drastically needs. I salute you and keep it comin
— Andrew Baker (@andrewthetexan) January 13, 2013
@DanWolken Wonder were the BCS computers would rank me tonight?
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
Above Notre Dame, no doubt RT @Barry_Switzer: @DanWolken Wonder were the BCS computers would rank me tonight?
— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) January 13, 2013
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